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[marleneonthewall]

[both letters are hastily scribbled onto napkins because SOMEONE didn't bring any paper with her to the bar]

[Dragonmail: Sam Stern]

Lindsey's son, right? My name's Marlene, I'm a friend of Duncan's, living with your mum. Are you all right?

[Dragonmail: Ravindra Savarna]

I heard about Bastan. You all right?

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[Dragonmail: Marlene Reliace]

[fearnoreproach]

Sam Stern is, as you can likely infer, alive and well.

I am his present jailer. Acher, of Aerveas's forces. Your concern will be passed along.

[marleneonthewall]

His mum's worried about him. Can you just let him write a quick message for me to give to her?

[fearnoreproach]

[A moment of hesitation. This could get him in trouble.]

Very well. I will hand him the letter.

[And the paper is handed to Sam before sending it!]

[zenpc]

[Have some very six year old handwriting]

Hi Marlene, this is Sam.

I'm alright[Struggles a little] Tell mom I love her and I miss her. Pl

Love, Sam.

[paladont]

I'm fine.

[Sent back on actual paper, not Ravi's handwriting]

[marleneonthewall]

Like fine fine, or fine for the moment?

Were you there when it happened? Are you there now?

[paladont]

Why do you care?

[this & last letter both signed 'Ravindra']

[firecracker_hopping]

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought dragons always got it right.

This was addressed to RA-VIN-DRA, not BITCH-CAKES. Could you give this to Ravindra, Bitchcakes?

[paladont]

Controlling one paladin wasn't enough for you? Decided to go for two?

-Akhilendra

[firecracker_hopping]

You signed it Ravindra. Why did you do that?

Anyways, no, I am not trying to control a paladin. I'm sorry if you thought I was. I am telling a paladin they shouldn't be rude to Marlene, though!

- Lera

P.S. Sorry I called you Bitchcakes.

[paladont]

[ha ha nice fuckin try lera he's still pissed >:( ]

Because I didn't feel like having to explain myself to yet another one of Ravindra's friends because he can't to be bothered to do it first.

I wasn't being rude, I was trying to figure out what her relationship to him was, you idiot.

-Akhi

[firecracker_hopping]

Can you ask in a way that doesn't sound insulting, please? It looked like you were being an asshole to her. If you want to be an ass to me for being a player and calling you names, that's one thing.

[Not about to say who Marlene is, though, sorry]

Can you make sure Ravindra knows something? It's important. About the war.

[paladont]

That's how I was advised to ask by someone who knows Ravindra, so fuck you. [guess who else is drunk Lera]

I doubt you're capable of saying anything important, but go ahead.

-Akhi [because if he doesn't sign it autosigns Ravi's name >:(a ]

[firecracker_hopping]

Sorry, you don't seem like my type. <3

[welcome to hell, Akhi]

Acher defected to Aerveas's side. He said service with Omid was "chains" I put on him and that he would break said chains. He was explicit that those chains include people.

So... actually, yes, fuck me.

[May have a MARLENEDENDUM!]

[paladont]

[ugh you people are terrible. you are so high on his shitlist rn, lera]

[he sends separate responses for each of them]

Good. I'm glad for him. Maybe I'll write to congratulate him.

-Akhi

[firecracker_hopping]

Those "chains" include you.

I wouldn't.

[paladont]

You are not me.

I have never attempted to chain him, unlike certain people.

-Akhi

[firecracker_hopping]

Он считает, что люди цепей. Это чертовски метафора.

[Bad news, she's too drunk to remember to write in English!]

[paladont]

[wow, dis bitch. he's done with y'all, crumpling up the letters and getting the fuck outta here.]

[marleneonthewall]

Listen, dreadful sorry about the misunderstanding. I'm someone Ravindra shares a player with, sort of like a big sis, so I only wanted to make sure he was all right.

-Marlene

[paladont]

He certainly didn't seem to care about his 'big sis' enough to tell her he was fine.

-Akhi

[marleneonthewall]

Can you just let him know to get in touch with me or however it works with the two of you?

-Marlene

[paladont]

We'll see.

-Akhi

[sigh he'll leave a note though. it just won't be particularly shining.]