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[missmarionette]

[Wednesday evening. They put her on forced break BUT SHE JUST GOT HERE. >:(]

I'm so frustrated!!

Since monsters started showing up there's been a lot of strange things in the hospital, but we've had this guy for days and nothing's wrong with him except that he won't. Get. Up! They keep telling me to drop it!

Monsters please use more treatable symptoms in your attacks, thank you!

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[missmarionette]

Does everyone have mana?

DO I HAVE MANA?

[shadowyarts]

I don't know. I think so? Most people wouldn't know how to tap into it, though.

It could be a severe case of mana burn, I suppose. Does he have a fever? That's one of the more common symptoms.

[missmarionette]

NO. He doesn't have ANYTHING.

Is this a Zenderael problem??

[shadowyarts]

Well it could still be mana burn and just lack the fever.

I'm not very educated about what sort of monsters could cause something like this, so it could also be a monster?

I'd have to see him to be able to tell.

[missmarionette]

Oh! Are you a doctor?

[shadowyarts]

Of sorts, I suppose. Though I know nothing about Earth medicine.

I'm a cleric.

[missmarionette]

Ooooh! So you're from Zenderael!

We haven't had any clerics look at him or anything. I hadn't thought of that. Do you guys run tests??

[shadowyarts]

Yeah. I've only been here a couple of days.

Sort of? We kind of look at a person's health with our magic and it can usually tell us if something's wrong.

[missmarionette]

Oh that must be rough. I'm sorry!

I should find a cleric then. Maybe there's one in Bastan town? Except I can't leave...

[shadowyarts]

Well, I'm in Fall City.

Why can't you leave?

[missmarionette]

That has a lot of Bastan in it!

I'm um at work.

I can't abandon my shift!

[EVEN IF THEY TOLD HER TO SIT DOWN before she gets mad and falls asleep in the back room again.]

[shadowyarts]

I take it you work at a medical facility somewhere near Bastan town?

How would one get there?

[PM!]

[missmarionette]

Yeah, it's the Fall City hospital!!

You could um.
[wow directions! Insert bus routes here.]

But I don't know if they keep running this late? There's always a cab. If you tell them where they would know.

Or you could walk! At night! WITH THE MONSTER THAT DID THIS

[Yes we have established it may not be a monster at all]

Your GPS could probably tell you.

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

How do I get a cab?

I have no idea what a GPS is.

[because he has no idea what google is either]

[PM]

[missmarionette]

Oh! Um!

[PHONE NUMBER!] You can call and schedule one.

Or if you see one you can usually wave them down! They look like this. [PICTURE LINKS]

A GPS is a thing on phones and tablets that can tell you where to go if you ask! Most come with it? It should be in your apps somewhere...

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

[he has no idea if his phone has a 'GPS' and doesn't want to mess with it to find out. :(]

But the cab would know where to go, right? So I don't need GPS and a cab?

[PM]

[missmarionette]

Right! It's their job to know these things!

[And a lot of them use a GPS anyway.]

But if you're ever sick or hurt badly and need to get to the hospital and it's an emergency, don't call a cab! Call 911!

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

But I'm a cleric, I could heal myself?

[PM]

[missmarionette]

[....................................]

Oh.

That would be better!

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

If I can't heal myself, I'm either dead or unconscious and can't use a phone anyway. But I'll let my friend know.

That's for hospital emergencies?

[PM]

[missmarionette]

Okay well I hope that doesn't happen then!

That's right. Or if someone's trying to murder you!
I don't know how they handle monsters, actually...

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

['trying to murder you' - he hopes that doesn't happen either!]

Well I'll write it down in case we ever need it.

I should go wait for the cab. Who do I ask for when I get there?

[PM]

[missmarionette]

[zach you are wise to ask these things missie can't remember]

Ask for Missie! ♥ I'll bother people until we can get you access.

[PM]

[shadowyarts]

All right. I'll be there soon.