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[Villiers is unhappy. Account is "lemaquisard."]

ALL OF MY FUCKING GUNS HAVE BECOME POTTED PLANTS.

Why use guns anyway? You can't pull the trigger harder to make them stronger.

[after harassing a rogue to figure out what the earlier french stuff said (and boy does this guy have a mouth on him!), she resorts to google translate.]

suce pour vous

they jus get bigger guns fer that
guess now they cant tho

Ah, you learn some French. Good for you.

A good gun will hit harder than even the strongest man's fist.

fuck yeah
im bloody brilliant
an i dont need stupid guns

It took a god to take them away. They are not so stupid, when you look at it that way, no?

Edited 2013-04-08 17:26 (UTC)

she thot they were stupid
so she took em away
u wanna argue wit a god?

[HERESY, VILLIERS]

I don't think you've met enough berserkers.

That sounds troublesome.
But I guess more troublesome than anyone expected...

guess they gotta learn to fight witout their toys
or use diffrent toys

Earth guns are different, right?
I wonder what about them made Pelusa angry.

If alchemists make the wrong upgrade will their guns become trees?

Maybe they could use it to instantly grow forests...

Maybe rebuild the Undertow. With self-defending trees!

wat if they attack the serks livin there too
aint much use if they wont even let u be in ur own home

Maybe they can be trained and befriended.

mebbe by a druid
dont think fists would do much to train em

Berserkers are more than fists.

oh right
fists an axes
dont think theyd take kindly to u trainin em wit axes either

More than that too!

But it's okay if you don't understand.

lol

least u dont use guns

I think there is only one God, so yes. I'll send her a sternly worded letter after the war is done.

Perhaps... But a berserker, he cannot take off an arm or a leg so easily, no?

rly
good luck wit that

Oh. Those can be torn off.

Throwing a tank might have been nice...

well u can still try but the tree might get upset
mebbe throw somethin else
thers lotsa cars still right

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