What's up, Val?

Been awhile. You still alive and shit? Get along okay with the new Vohu?

[after 'Val' leaves the Grove with Flam]

Val's a wig-maker. 8D

I'm looking for the person who put tornadoes in my hair!

...are you me right now. Because I think I'm you.

GUESS WHO'S THE RICHEST GIRL IN LAS VEGAS

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES: NOT YOU

LISA MARTINEZ FOR MEGA-PRESIDENT, FOLKS!!

[posted around 2am Sunday morning. he got home from the masquerade, went to bed, and then as he was falling asleep he...realized...something...]

I think Vepha was at the masquerade.

Greetings!

The Khshathra is pleased to announce that a masquerade ball will be held at the palace on Saturday the 27th. Outdoor festivities in the palace gardens will be open to the public, but please be sure to attend in formal attire, including a mask of your choosing.

Refreshments, music, and dancing will take place throughout the evening, with unmasking at midnight!

[Thursday evening]

[this took like an hour for her to make happen]

Hello Florence. I hope this post works. I'm sorry if there are errors. Heart symbol that probably didn't make a heart symbol did it? Everyone sounds like lady robots.

[I hope you guys are proud]

[So there's going to be an official announcement Tuesday afternoon at Omid's palace! Oh boy Duncan is not looking forward to that, he is nervous as hell and he feels awkward as fuck in these new robes even though they fit perfectly, and Doukas helped him write a speech to give and he's given enough student presentations to know he can fake his way through that, but like--damn, dude, he's announcing to the public that he's the new head of the cleric guild and church, how is that not stressful?]

[so he spends the morning trying to distract himself with dumb conversations in between all the prep-work.]

[Public post]

Sooo about those trees that grow out of guns...

I kind of left my Winchester in the sitting room overnight...


[Dragonmail: Anais Vallinar]

It pains me to inform you that I will likely be unable to attend the final examination for your swordsmanship class.

However, I did recently manage to win a duel to the death based on my course learning. Would that suffice as credit in lieu of the final?

Duncan Heimdall Jackson


[E-mail: Ezra, Gabe, Harriet, Lera, Rhys]

The official announcement of my Vahishta-ness is this afternoon.

You guys wanna go for drinks tonight? Get the feeling I'll need some.

Cor, I been on Earth so long I almost forgot what Zen was like!

Lera! Mal! Vivi! Even Val too, I guess! You're all in Bastan, yeah? We've got to meet up!

Ooh and I can finally meet the mysterious Ravindra~ And you too, Iravati! I didn't forget about you!

And Artemis! Hullo, I don't know if you read the forums, but I'm your big sis sort of!

This is all so exciting!!!

[fuck yeah they're back!!!]

yr in the place that merged wit bastan right

[E-mail: Victor]

Did you already take off? I beat it back to Omghan a few hours ago.

It's too fuckin' quiet over here, though.

[E-mail: Valentine]

You aren't dead, are you, Val?

[Oh, Glasses... hm. She actually kinda misses him. Hope he didn't die!]

[E-mail: Siegmund]

You still alive out there, Glasses? I didn't get a chance to find you in the camp. I'll be real fucking cross with you if you're dead.

[Villiers is unhappy. Account is "lemaquisard."]

ALL OF MY FUCKING GUNS HAVE BECOME POTTED PLANTS.

[username: treesnbooze]

what do earthers do for fun?

[after this comment, the post gets edited]

what crazy shit do you earth guys have thats fun and exciting
you got computers and cars and shit
and roller coasters
what else

[username: firenfury, with a fire spirit thing for an avatar!]

hey guess who got a tablet

[evening!]

wanna get drunk

somewhere with no curfew

[After Lera mails him.]

Did you really escape arrest in the Nenakret?

[after her run-in with Arty]

hey what's yer redheaded friend's last name, that nova guy

I gotta write to him but donno how to spell it

[and then after she gets his last name 8)]

[Dragonmail: Nova Kylethe]

heeeey hairball

I met yer husband! handsome fellow, if a bit stuck up

hey mister boring

did you at least celebrate the solstice

Tell me we're planning on having a solstice party. I need something entertaining.