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[zenpc]

[Villiers is unhappy. Account is "lemaquisard."]

ALL OF MY FUCKING GUNS HAVE BECOME POTTED PLANTS.

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[suddenly_science]

[this response doesn't come immediately; she had to INVESTIGATE

the alch guild has certainly noticed this phenomenon]

It's only affecting earth guns! Alchemist style have not been plantified.

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[coolmonsoon]

[ replied to with "releasethekraken"]

Tell me you have a backup.

[zenpc]

Then I am sure that Napoleon will be pleased to know his guns work!

Mine look like a Greenpeace rally!

[PM]

[zenpc]

Three combat knives, one sword, sixteen grenades, a garrote wire, a stolen hand axe, and I modified my vambrace with a stolen berserker spike so it fires off when I squeeze.

But my service pistol! It is shrubbery!

I used that in 2047 to kill three men who hijacked an airliner! It has sentimental value to me and now it is something that would be trimmed and put on a table in a Japanese restaurant!

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[coolmonsoon]

[ ezra please don't say anything about form over functionality, villiers is kind of scary when you think about it ]

Time to make new memories.

The grenades still work? You'd best double check them.

[suddenly_science]

Napoleon?

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[zenpc]

Maybe I will steal an alchemical pistol. It will still do the job, yes?

Oh, yes, I made sure the grenades work. A rogue was laughing at me, but then he found that a grenade is not so funny.

[zenpc]

His armies used muskets.

[suddenly_science]

Oh, you were joking.

Ha ha...ha.

[zenpc]

...please tell me no one made a character based upon historical figures.

[suddenly_science]

I really wouldn't want to bet against it.

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[coolmonsoon]

Just keep an eye on them. [ grenade to the face, that's brutal, even for rogues ]

Get whatever pistols they have in their hands into yours. Barring that, make them just as useless. Even the field as much as you can.

[zenpc]

Baiser tout! Merde sociétés américaines et leurs putains de jeux vidéo! Bill Gates est le produit d'une pute! Mario est un fils sucer la bite de pute!

[PM]

[zenpc]

Actually, General, all of the modern guns are. Theirs too.

In fact...

[A picture of a tank, with an oak growing out of it, is attached.]

[PM]

[coolmonsoon]

[ holy shit

holy shit

sorry about your tanks, lera

... holy fucking shit

he shows it to cuthbert, who looks a little pale at the showing ]

... Pelusa must be pretty pissed. That's two gods involved.

[PM]

[zenpc]

This world is confusing for a good Lutheran.

[suddenly_science]

eh heh heh heh

[PM]

[coolmonsoon]

Fuck, this world is confusing for a lazy Anglican.

Vas-y, Villiers!

[PM]

[zenpc]

À vos ordres!

[zenpc]

[of COURSE morvarid has an account. and a screen reader!]

[account name is swordofthestate]

The tanks we rode in on have suffered a similar fate.

[zenpc]

Madam.

It is a hell of a thing. The effect is wide-reaching, at least.

[zenpc]

It is a minor setback.

Pelusa has not chosen sides. The field remains even.

[arentweglad]

[posted from her alternate account, treesnbooze, with the avatar of a beer keg.

guess who's been learning internet lingo]

lol

[that is the entirety of her comment. :D]

[zenpc]

[Villiers still doesn't really "get" gods. But, Morvarid says it's even. He trusts that.]

Then the path ahead remains clear, madam.

[zenpc]

Maudit netspeak.