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[fearnoreproach]

Earthmen.

I have read some of your histories. Tell me which is greater: the Romans, the Persians, or the Mongols.

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[firecracker_hopping]

[Lera is sitting in a tent while she's reading this and tosses her phone over her shoulder.]

[NOPE.]

[missmarionette]

Persians.

[Except each letter is its own link to a different persian cat.]

[fearnoreproach]

[...w-what.]

I... was unaware there was a feline known as Persians.

[missmarionette]

They're quite fluffy. ♥

[fearnoreproach]

Are there felines named for other empires?

[missmarionette]

Hmm there's the Napoleon, named after a conqueror. That's kind of like an empire!

[fearnoreproach]

That animal has deformed legs!

[missmarionette]

Aren't its deformities adorable?

[fearnoreproach]

...

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

[He has a reputation to maintain.]

...yes.

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

Oh! You're shy. ♥ That's okay.

Here's a cat with thumbs.

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

I am not shy. I simply have an image to uphold.

...How did it come to have thumbs?

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

Don't worry, I gotcha. ♥

A mutation I guess! If it becomes common enough maybe there will be a cat uprising.

The cat empire!

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

[He doesn't even know what to do with you, Missie.]

It is... not entirely impossible, I suppose...

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

A war fought not with swords, but with laser pens!

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

The creatures are particular to laser pens?

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

Yes! They like to chase the light. We use them here on Earth as cat toys.

So if there ever is a cat uprising, remember that!

Or maybe it works on cat monsters...?

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

[He loves cats because Lera loves cats. Naturally.]

I can't say that I have a laser pen. No matter, one can be acquired easily enough! Hm, I will have to remember this, the next time I encounter such a feline monster...

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

Any reflective light might work. Do you use bladed weapons? Maybe you can reflect sunlight instead.

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

I do use a sword, which I keep well-polished. Now I will have to try that!

[PM: Acher]

[missmarionette]

And then you have your sword out in case it doesn't work!

Tell me how it goes!

[PM: Missie]

[fearnoreproach]

That I shall.