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[inchesofevil]

[early Sunday, post-merge]

You guys are going to find out sooner or later so I might as well tell you myself.

I'm the Vahishta, as of yesterday.

So I guess welcome to the club, self.

Comments

[inchesofevil]

It's cool. I brought you guys a pandemic. I think we're even.

Don't get sick.

[brokencrescendo]

At least I don't have to worry about the stomach flu.

I'll be careful.

[inchesofevil]

ha ha ha because you ate a god-stomach I get it

Are we all just completely fucking insane, by the way? Tearing a guy's heart out of his chest and then eating it raw was pretty much the nastiest thing I've ever done in my life, this coming from a guy who grew up on a family farm.

How did you even stomach it?

(see what i did there)

(i am so tired right now)

[brokencrescendo]

Yes Duncan.

I see it.

I don't know. Probably. At least you guys could claim there was a precedent. I was just

[...]

trusting my gut instinct.

[inchesofevil]

FUCK oh my god the bishop is giving me this fucking death glare right now

Fuck you

That wasn't even funny enough for me to be laughing this hard

[brokencrescendo]

[not sure if smug or more worried]

Just make sure you get that meal.

[inchesofevil]

Right, yeah, food. I'll ask Nix about a potion, too.

[brokencrescendo]

Good plan. Let us know if you need anything else.

[inchesofevil]

Sure thing.

Thanks again for the latte.