[E-mail: Lera, Ezra, Rhys, Harriet, Gabe]

[inchesofevil]

[early Sunday, post-merge]

You guys are going to find out sooner or later so I might as well tell you myself.

I'm the Vahishta, as of yesterday.

So I guess welcome to the club, self.

Comments

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[suddenly_science]

I'm on the same page but now that you're agreeing with me it feels weird

Burn these emails

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[inchesofevil]

Burning has a different connotation in this context, Nix.

It's okay, we can be united in our weirdness.

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[suddenly_science]

Oh my god you're a guild leader, we really can be!

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[inchesofevil]

hahaaaaa fuuuuuck

Harriet how do you lead a guild, the roles are now reversed, you are my grown-up advisor

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[suddenly_science]

Adulhood is fake and no one really has any answers, not even me.

HA. HA!!!

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[inchesofevil]

noooooooooooo

my own medicine is so bitter

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[suddenly_science]

This is a beautiful moment in my life

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[inchesofevil]

Oh.

Unrelated.

Do you have anything that will cause restful but dreamless sleep?

The dreamless part is vital.

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[suddenly_science]

Mmm, yes.

You can't take it too many nights in a row or your sleep starts to get druggy, though.

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[inchesofevil]

Cross that bridge when I come to it.

I'm in dire need of a good night's sleep right the fuck now so I'd appreciate if you could send me an 8-hour dose or whatever.

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[suddenly_science]

Alrighty, I'll send you a batch. How much do you weigh?

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[inchesofevil]

Uhhh, 135ish? I'm pretty twiggy.

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[suddenly_science]

lol I'm not judging you, it just helps with getting the potency customized to you so it's 8 hours and not 10

[or not coma

we won't mention that possibility tho]

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[inchesofevil]

I realized it was a dosage question.

Just. It's a low-ass number for my height.

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[suddenly_science]

I know, I know.

It's okay Duncan, shh.

[a bit later, he gets a dragonmail with a potion! It's labeled as just one dose, as requested]

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[inchesofevil]

Oh my god I'm not self-conscious about it okay I was just saying

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[suddenly_science]

I think twigginess looks good on guys!

NOT YOU THOUGH

Wait that came out insulting

OR ANYONE

CARRY ON

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[inchesofevil]

GEE NIX THANKS. YOU ARE A TRUE BLUE PAL.

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[suddenly_science]

ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP

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[inchesofevil]

Okay I'm going to demand to see a bed thank you for your help and good night (morning? whatever)