[E-mail: Gabriel]

[andlivefreely]

[when he manages to find some time to himself omg Val]

So you know how you fucked off and became Asha and didn't tell me?

Well guess what I did yesterday.


[that evening]

[E-mail: Duncan]

You still having trouble with that god-tree?

[E-mail: Lera, Harriet]

You guys are each down a guild member just thought you should know! 8D

Comments

[E-mail: Mal, Lera]

[suddenly_science]

Yooou traitor!

Wait, what?

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

Not my fault eating a godorgan took away my alchemy! 8(

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

You...

You became the Vohu?

[E-mail: Mal, Lera]

[suddenly_science]

fh;dfd;dpoepsnkl;

How did this come to pass?!

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

Uh I ate a womb and it just sorta happened? 8D

No but seriously I went to see Medena and bring her an offering and she started asking me what I knew about the war and Aerveas, and talking about how the druids needed guidance and shit, then the next thing I know she's like 'how would you like the grave responsibility of guiding the poor misguided druids into the new era??' (I may be paraphrasing a little.

or a lot.)

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

[Mal was asked and accepted? She doesn't know what to think. She did, too, but she did so under duress. The others had it even worse. He's lucky. She is even faintly jealous.]

[But hey. She knows Mal. And he has Medena advising him. As long as he takes it seriously, which it seems like he is...]

Welcome to the ranks, then! How are you holding up? Have the other druids been accepting?

[E-mail: Lera, Malachai]

[suddenly_science]

[but more importantly]

Do you have powers already???

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

I can talk to trees!

Actually I can talk to just about anything naturey, plants, animals, spirits, and I can feel 'em like the whole world is trying to talk to me and it's kind of awesome but holy shit is it a lot to take in.

Right now I'm learning rituals, particularly the one for fixing the Undertow.

The druids don't seem to care one way or the other outside of Zaira, though since Medena picked me they're at least putting up with me. Well and Val, but I think for her it's mostly just really cool to have a Vohu for a player.

That's the spellsword you lost btw Anna

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

That actually sounds amazing... a little crazy, but amazing.

I thought as much. I'm happy for her. Do you know what you'll be doing first? And have you told every other guild leader? I told them all once I learned. Dragonmail will go to the guild leaders.

Also, why am I "Anna." :|

[E-mail: Lera, Malachai]

[suddenly_science]

omg tell me about what trees and things have to say

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

omg you don't remember being a sexy Russian spy???

Course you were usually drunk when I called you that...

Fixing the Undertow comes first, and if I can get that done then the masquerade 8D after that I don't fucking know probably spirit summoning

Uh they don't really talk unless I talk to them, mostly it's just like... feeling how they feel? idk it's really weird and hard to describe. I imagine if a plant or animal were sick I'd know about it and be able to help it, mostly there's just a lot of happy feelings, kinda like being on ecstasy or something. And I can tell where all the plants are but it's still hard to pick out each individual plant from the mass of plantlife.

[sorry Lera he missed your other question]

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

I am not a sexy Russian spy! :(

[She isn't unaware that he missed the earlier question, but it's there. Besides, this sounds crazy. And awesome.

...so you're kind of Doctor Doolittle?

[Literally not what he said.]

[E-mail: Lera, Malachai]

[suddenly_science]

I do such terrible things to plants in my labs, maybe I should feel bad.

I wonder if you could give a plant a sleeping potion before you grind it up...

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

[brb looking up Doctor Doolittle]

Sure why not. 8P

Dude do you have any idea how terrible it'd be if we freaked out any time a plant or animal got injured? What the fuck would we eat

ps yes you are Anna

[E-mail: Mal, Lera]

[suddenly_science]

But if you can hear plant feelings does this mean that every time someone mows a lawn in proximity you'll hear all the little grass blades screaming?

This sounds unfortunate.

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

what
no
maybe?
I have no idea how it works ok I've only been Vohu for A DAY

[E-mail: Mal, Lera]

[suddenly_science]

Keep me posted on this issue.

omg you're going to fix the Undertow!?

[priority 2 apparently]

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

Thank God for that. The Ahura will be relieved.

[E-mail: Lera, Malachai]

[suddenly_science]

I mayyyy have super!stoned the Undertow a little while ago before the typhoon so sorry if that makes it harder.

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

what

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

It's why there is an Undertow, probably, so...

[E-mail: Lera, Malachai]

[suddenly_science]

So it wouldn't crumble in the storm!

Do you want to turn a pile of crumbled stone back into people? I DON'T THINK YOU DO

...if you can't turn it back from superstone I should be able to make a reversal formula for the enhancement though.

[E-mail: Harriet, Lera]

[andlivefreely]

was the storm that bad? I wasn't really tracking it

uh

maybe I should investigate and see if it's shit that I can't fix 8|

[E-mail: Mal, Lera]

[suddenly_science]

We have samples of it at alchemist headquarters if you want to try to de-stone it.

[E-mail: Harriet, Malachai]

[firecracker_hopping]

Probably should dragonmail that over.