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[Email: Duncan, Ezra, Gabriel, Harriet, Lera]

The druids selected a new Vohu. He can get the ritual done this afternoon.

This is an official request for healers to those who can spare any. I still have wounded from the battle: berserkers and hunters, mostly. I know we're all short on resources and manpower right now. If getting more time would allow help, I'll reschedule.

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[firecracker_hopping]

But... but how do you not fall out of them?

And can't they become a slingshot? They look like they could accidentally become a slingshot!

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[coolmonsoon]

I think you're overthinking this hammock thing, Lera.

You gotta put a lot of effort into the slingshot part.

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[firecracker_hopping]

...have you ever done it?

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[coolmonsoon]

I know I get hurt a lot but you do realize I don't go out actively trying to hurt myself right

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[firecracker_hopping]

I didn't mean you shot yourself out of one!!

But maybe you put something in the hammock then tried to turn it into a slingshot? Like a watermelon. Because a watermelon blowing up would be amazing.

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[coolmonsoon]

That just sounds like a waste of a delicious watermelon.

We could do it with cantaloupe though. Fuckin hate those things.

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[firecracker_hopping]

I'm okay with a cantaloupe. They can be our ammunition!

EZZZZ WE'RE TOTALLY DOING THIS THING