Benedict:
As you may have guessed, I have a very limited ability to tolerate chaos. This is not changing any time soon. AS SUCH, I have spent these past five days considering how this... new development... might be managed. "Don't worry about it so much" some say, but that is an obvious recipe for disaster.
What we need is a plan.
So. Bearing that in mind, I have created a list of things I plan to do to you.
[This is not as dirty as it sounds. ... ... ... depending on how dirty you think it sounds.]Here is how this is going to work:
You do not under any circumstances read the list.
I will work through the list at whatever pace I require.
You are not to initiate any activity which I have not yet initiated from the list. Those already "activated" are to be initiated with caution.
I reserve the right to strike anything previously activated on the list from fair play permanently and without warning. You are also granted this right.
If my terms are acceptable than we can go out.
(ps I assumed you wanted to go out but if not please disregard this message thank you)