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[jupiter_bands]

[Sunday]

Why is school starting up NOW?

My life is over!

PRETTY MUCH LITERALLY

[Harriet why did the entire forum need to see this? Did you at least stuff it under a relevant discussion thread?]

Comments

[spookshine]

But what if you land in a city? You should have a backup plan for when you don't get eaten.

[jupiter_bands]

Planning for survival is a lot harder than planning for doom, okay :/

[spookshine]

Sometimes you need to do the hard things, Harriet.

[jupiter_bands]

omg you're not the boss of me

[spookshine]

If you want doom you could at least make it more interesting than getting eaten by a monster!

[jupiter_bands]

NOW YOU'RE CRITIQUING MY DOOM

this is not okay!

[spookshine]

Um your doom is boring, sorry!

If I'm doomed, it's definitely going to be a necromancer turning me into an undead slave.

[jupiter_bands]

Reality is boring, hence my doom predictions are boring!

[HARRIET HAS A SPARE FRIEND NOW SHE CAN TOTALLY CUT YOU OFF DON'T TEST HER]

[spookshine]

[omg harriet like you can get rid of leilei that easily]

Nope, reality just got about a million times less boring, so that excuse doesn't work anymore.

[jupiter_bands]

Okay, but getting eaten by a monster is still much weirder than crashing my car, which was my original standing doom prediction.

[spookshine]

Wow where does all your creativity even go?

[jupiter_bands]

BEING CREATIVE ISN'T THE POINT

ALSO MY CREATIVITY CAME TO LIFE AND BECAME MY EVIL PENPAL FOR YOUR INFORMATION

[spookshine]

See, that is very creative!

I'm sure you can make up an interesting doom from that!

[jupiter_bands]

DAMMIT IT'S NOT CREATIVITY THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED, HUMOROUSLY PHRASED

[spookshine]

Well obviously, I knew that.

I'm just saying, doom by evil penpal sounds way more interesting than getting eaten by a monster.

[jupiter_bands]

I'm not sure I understand the conversation we're having.

[spookshine]

I am trying to keep the mood light.