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[spookshine]

Um, Majestica is real now, so if you see her around you probably shouldn't talk to her!

I just thought I should let people know.

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[firecracker_hopping]

Try me? PM me if you wanna.

[jupiter_bands]

I am being rude and nasty here, not looking for a heart to heart, alrgiht?!

[firecracker_hopping]

That's not very nice of you!

[Point: totally missed!?]

[jupiter_bands]

I am not very nice.

We must all try to maintain our distinctive traits or the universe will not merely suck, but also be boring as fuck

So you see I'm just doing my duty to humanity

[firecracker_hopping]

You got a funny definition of duty to humanity...

But mean people make the universe suck, scientists proved this back in the Cold War.

[jupiter_bands]

The logic isn't terrible but what the fuck does that Cold War bit even mean?

[firecracker_hopping]

It's a joke, they invented everything in the Cold War. Or a lot of things!

[jupiter_bands]

What does inventing have to do with anything

[firecracker_hopping]

Inventing needs, uh, science.

Uuuuum, so back on topic before I look dumber here...

You don't need to be rude and nasty to me, I wasn't trying to say you're stupider than me. You're probably smarter than me anyways.

[jupiter_bands]

Above average grades in Math and Science.

D- in jokes.

I suppose it depends on what you measure.

[firecracker_hopping]

Hey!!

I can't tell you the good jokes, I went to your class in school, it would be SUPER WEIRD if I told you funny raunchy jokes!!

[jupiter_bands]

Don't worry I'm sure they wouldn't be funny

Just raunchy

And that would be embarrassing for us both

[firecracker_hopping]

They would totally be funny but still! :|

Let's see, uuuum

Why does the hippo claim he doesn't eat gazelle?

[jupiter_bands]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE GROSS

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Why.

[firecracker_hopping]

Because he's not a lion! :D

[jupiter_bands]

Were you going for a lying pun or was that literally not even a joke

Or was the true joke on me for expecting anything remotely funny to happen

[firecracker_hopping]

It was a lying pun. :(

[jupiter_bands]

I think it was just a factual statement about animals

[firecracker_hopping]

Nope, sorry, it was a pun!

And a funny one! :(

[jupiter_bands]

This is sad, really

F in jokes, B+ in sadness

[firecracker_hopping]

[Harriet, you might be happy to know she frowned at this for like five minutes before she decided to not reply! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]