[Text: Duncan]

[jupiter_bands]

Aaaah Heimdall I miss RP

It is so boring being me. even when the world is crazy

The boring is portable, I just bring it with me into interesting situations

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[jupiter_bands]

yes, dammit, exactly!

I want to come up with weirdly positive reactions to epic Artemis burns! >:(

[inchesofevil]

I'm going to miss writing those burns.

I can't help wondering how much time I've got left with him. I already deleted all the dmails I sent OOCly from him and I'm wondering if I should leave him a message to explain what the fuck even happened.

[jupiter_bands]

You have probably heard that my new official advice is stay the fuck away (do as I say not as I do)

But doubtful that will work for you, I figure Nova is going to mention you to him probably before he even asks.

Have you got a speech worked up at all? Any sense of what might resonate versus set him off? I think I could have handled my first communications better...

Or are you not even gonna try to apologize since the situation is super fucking extreme? I mean I guess the others were super fucking extreme too

Fictional cruelty why are you so interesting and commonplace!!

[inchesofevil]

Yeah, I figure I need to say something before Nova gets to him about me.

But I really have no clue what, my track record's kind of split here. I guess an apology is in order but I don't think it'll mean anything to him.

Fuck man, I know!

[jupiter_bands]

Basically I'm just glad I don't have to write that shit

Maybe just the explanation

[inchesofevil]

Yeah, I guess. I'll try to keep it matter-of-fact for him.

[jupiter_bands]

Or maybe you should apologize or you'll regret it forever?

Could go either way

[inchesofevil]

I could stick with mostly matter-of-fact and give a simple apology at the end.

[jupiter_bands]

Sounds sensible

[inchesofevil]

I guess I'll spend the next few days figuring out what the hell to write, then.

And hope he doesn't turn real before I finish.

[jupiter_bands]

That would be pretty awkward, huh?

I guess I'll brainstorm new hobbies. Maybe I should start drawing fruit.

[inchesofevil]

I'll hazard a guess that it won't make your life any less boring.

Why not take up knitting?

[jupiter_bands]

omg no, knitting is the boringest

I should take up MAKING CLOTHES no I'd never follow through

[total coincidence]

[inchesofevil]

Pottery?

Work on your music?

[jupiter_bands]

Ahhhh, my music. My music.

It could certainly use some love and attention.

I could compose an ode to the apocalypse.

[inchesofevil]

Yeah.

You do that.

[jupiter_bands]

These are the consequences for encouraging me

[inchesofevil]

Maybe you can weaponize it against Nova.

[jupiter_bands]

I could record my oboe and send it to him; he'd never want anything to do with earth again

[inchesofevil]

Sounds like a good plan to me.