[Dragonmail: Jordan, Player of Alex]

[jupiter_bands]

[due to an OOC glitch Harriet magically was sending mail to Jordan's full name when she didn't know it. HEREBY RETCONNED]

...So Nova mentioned you.

He also may send you a cappuccino at some point. I probably don't need to warn you not to drink it. Although the cappuccino idea was actually conceived as an alternative to death threats (ie: you catch more flies with cappuccino than with murder) so maybe it would be harmless but I feel I would be remiss in not disclaimering any/all gifts that might be generated by my psycho alt.

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[nosweethome]

That's a shame. The coffee at one of the local Paris shops is superior to Starbucks.

So I'm on his kill list?

[jupiter_bands]

Not exactly...

He told me to tell you that "hiding" from him will not "convince him not to kill you"

However he admitted that said threat was just the only tactic he could think of to get you to talk to him. [without retracting it]

[nosweethome]

[ what kind of idiot would choose to talk to someone who says they're going to kill them ]

I'm pretty sure I will never answer his letters.

[ SO THIS CAPPUCCINO THAT WAS SENT TO HER ...

that she's been drinking... ]

So is this cappuccino that was sent to me about five minutes ago from you or him?

[jupiter_bands]

DO YOU NEED AN ANTIDOTE

I CAN DRIVE TO BASTANTOWN

[nosweethome]

[ there's even tiny french print at the edge running up the cup, jeez ]

I don't feel anything, so I couldn't tell you what to brew anyway.

[ maybe nova will never get a reply because he'll have killed her

taking this surprisingly calmly?

no actually there's a growing sense of dread in her stomach, it's just taking its time making its way to her brain. kind of like rabies! ]

[jupiter_bands]

IT CAN'T BE A NORMAL CAPPUCCINO, HE WOULD HAVE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF DEMANDING ATTENTION

[nosweethome]

[ THERE it is

the cold, that is

.......... nova you little bitch ]

Cold effect.

[ despite her best efforts the 'ect.' is slightly more jagged than her other print

is it just cold effect or is this the coldness of death

either way fuck you nova ]

[jupiter_bands]

Any fever? Lightheadedness? Stomach cramps? Tingling in your extremities? Metallic taste in your mouth? Loss of motor control?

[nosweethome]

[ hell yeah loss of motor control, if teeth chattering counts

but fuck this, yo, like she can tell if there's a secondary effect waiting to appear or not

jordan sends the cappuccino. there's a little less than half of the actual liquid left, which isn't much considering what a cappuccino is, but better than nothing!!

as a side note she has been signing everything as 'Jordan' ]

[jupiter_bands]

[oh solid plan. TO THE GARAGELAB even if her equipment setup isn't quite up to this, she can improvise

Jordan has about 8 minutes to worry/stew]

Okay it's a Chill potion, it just makes you weak against ice elemental attacks. And feel horrible for a while. Sorry.

[nosweethome]

[ THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE'S HAD TO FREEZE

FUCK THE WORLD (fuck you x-dav)

in the meantime she is trying to warm up in her coat and scarf and pelts in the bristol's attic but it's not doing very much since the cold is literally coming from her own body fuuuck youuu noooovaaaaa

she's going to learn how to use a crossbow, find your house, and shoot a bag full of crocobear shit that also happens to be on fire attached to a bolt into your door ]

How long
Jo

[jupiter_bands]

Maybe ten more minutes? :(

[nosweethome]

[ around fifteen minutes later where that last few are spent walking around the house to rewarm ]

It's worn off.

[jupiter_bands]

I am SO sorry