[E-mail: Nova]

[a_wrong_turn]

[While Nova is out.]

How do you get flamingo juice and blood stains out of the carpet?

Just hypothetically, of course.

Comments

[taking_names]

Have you ever wondered why there is so much bleach stored away in the house?

[a_wrong_turn]

You like to wear white a lot?

[taking_names]

I should just get hardwood floors.

And shatterproof enchantments on the windows.

[a_wrong_turn]

I dunno, last time we shattered a window was a lot of fun~

[taking_names]

First of all I do not know if "fun" is the best word

And second it does not follow that all the windows must be primed for shattering at any time just because that one time was kind of amusing

[a_wrong_turn]

Look, I'm just leaving our options open!

[taking_names]

We don't need a window-smashing option! Life can still be full without smashed windows!

[a_wrong_turn]

But sometimes a smashed window just sets the mood, Nova.

[taking_names]

No premeditated attacks on my house!

[a_wrong_turn]

I am like a your house destroying artist, dude. The inspiration strikes and I work my masterpieces by breaking your shit.

[taking_names]

That would explain a lot...

[a_wrong_turn]

You like it when I do this shit anyways.

[taking_names]

That's a complete lie and wishful thinking!

[a_wrong_turn]

It benefits you to keep me happy. Therefore, you like it. It's fuckin' mathematical.

[taking_names]

[crickets]

Actually I guess it is a little like that.

[a_wrong_turn]

See. There we go.

[taking_names]

BUT DON'T FLIRT WITH ME BY BREAKING MY HOUSE!

[a_wrong_turn]

I didn't see you complaining at the time. Besides the usual baseline of complaining that I've come to expect.

[How does that not count]

[taking_names]

Does this mean I need to escalate the complaining with every incident.

You might want to be careful what you wish for.

[a_wrong_turn]

Nah, that sounds kinda annoying...

[taking_names]

Somehow I'm insulted even though that's exactly what I was going for.

[a_wrong_turn]

Look at it this way, you can't feel too insulted because the living room is pink.

And red.

It really brightens it up.

[taking_names]

Ugggggh.