08 December 2013 @ 09:03 pm
[Dragonmail: Valentine]  
What's up, Val?

Been awhile. You still alive and shit? Get along okay with the new Vohu?
 
 
02 November 2013 @ 11:49 am
[E-mail: Nova]  
[While Nova is out.]

How do you get flamingo juice and blood stains out of the carpet?

Just hypothetically, of course.
 
 
04 October 2013 @ 09:51 pm
[Text: Nova]  
...I have a craving for flamingo.
 
 
21 September 2013 @ 05:13 pm
 
Girl who switched places with my friend that one time and left him on a tower:

Did you recently drag him into some kind of dangerous shenanigans and leave him someplace weird like the top of a building or a ravine

Please fess up this is urgent

- cards guy
 
 
15 September 2013 @ 02:39 pm
[Text: Chisaki]  
How is the sale going?

I wish I could be there, but I trust in your abilities! It is time to spread your wings and fly!

Or lie, rather.
 
 
19 August 2013 @ 07:31 pm
[Text: Chisaki]  
[so this actually happened]

Accidentally interfered with massive assassin plot, plz find a cleric to rezz
 
 
07 August 2013 @ 11:02 pm
[Dragonmail: Chisaki Andrews]  
Well, you certainly did a fine job of protecting my sister after I pointed out how it was dangerous for her to stay with you.
 
 
05 August 2013 @ 11:29 pm
[Dragonmail: Chisaki Andrews]  
[Sunday, before Lisa gets herself in trouble!]

Victor told me what happened on Friday. I know I wasn't there there, but I wanted to check in and make sure everything ended well with you and Nova. He did used to be one of mine, even if he didn't stick around.

And thanks for keeping an eye on Victor during the war.

[signed the Ahura]
 
 
06 August 2013 @ 01:25 am
[Dragonmail: Iravati Savarna]  
[THE AWKWARDEST]

I'm sorry about everything. If you don't wanna come home, I understand.
 
 
28 July 2013 @ 10:54 am
[Phone/Text] Victor  
[Chisaki calls Victor up on Friday, a bit after lunch. From her phone, thankfully, because it was on the counter.]
 
 
24 July 2013 @ 03:07 pm
[Text: Iravati]  
[Monday morning, while she's out on her jog. Gulp.]

Hey. Do you know what a molavvas is?
 
 
22 July 2013 @ 08:50 pm
[Dragonmail: The Vahishta]  
If Ravindra knows that someone's a molavvas, would he give it away?

[It autosigns as "Chisaki Andrews." Hope you remember her, Duncan!]
 
 
22 July 2013 @ 12:19 am
 
[after 'Val' leaves the Grove with Flam]

Val's a wig-maker. 8D
 
 
18 July 2013 @ 04:22 am
 
I learned why dragons don't take mail over the ocean.

[Size cut] )
 
 
08 July 2013 @ 12:08 pm
[E-mail: Nova]  
You enjoying your new rogue powers, too, Mr. Copycat?
 
 
07 June 2013 @ 06:16 am
 
Zenderael is on Earth now, yes?

Anyone knows where?
 
 
04 June 2013 @ 06:01 pm
 
[posted Tuesday night, after the official public in-person announcement of his inheritance of the Vahishta's title]

[username: Vaheimshta]

[status: very drunk]

[conclusion: best idea]


Fuck yeah, new Vahishta bitches!

[immediate dragonmail response: "YOUR ALL HOLINESS." "fiiiiiiiiiiine"]

[ten minutes later it is deleted and replaced with: ]


As your new Vahishta I would like to make myself accessible to the people of this fine nation soemthingsomethng how doy ou even beginning tho think this wa sa bad idea fuck you doukas why couldn,t you just let me leave it that shit ws perfect

[ho hum okay enough talking to himself in text that is immediately backspaced]

to better serve their interests. Obviously I can't promise a response to everyone who contacts me, but I can promise you will be heard.

[it took him the full 10 minutes just to fix all the typoes in the final version]
 
 
31 May 2013 @ 11:08 pm
[E-mail: Nova]  
Heeeeeey Nova.

You can't remember names, still, right?

[She's standing in line for Space Mountain and it's TAKING FOREVER.]
 
 
27 May 2013 @ 03:11 pm
[E-mail: Nova]  
[While she's out the next day! Doing some "shopping," which means hunting to get some more raw meat to keep in his basement.]

You make any progress on learning people's names yet?
 
 
13 May 2013 @ 10:08 pm
[E-Mail: Chisaki]  
[after CALLING DUNCAN OUT (whatever that means)]

Chisaki:

When we went to New York City and all of those other earth places where I didn't have any fun, I was actually only pretending not to have fun. I didn't care about the earth places very much but I liked being there with you. Even the horrible water park.

You're my favorite earthgirl.