[E-mail: Lera, Ezra, Rhys, Harriet, Gabe]

[inchesofevil]

[early Sunday, post-merge]

You guys are going to find out sooner or later so I might as well tell you myself.

I'm the Vahishta, as of yesterday.

So I guess welcome to the club, self.

Comments

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[suddenly_science]

It's kind of in the contract.

I mean I ate brains off the university floor

do you have any idea how many people have walked on that floor

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[inchesofevil]

Yeah compared to, like, every-fucking-one-else, I think I lucked out in terms of what I had to eat and the circumstances thereof.

[except the murder part]

Oh, shit, and it was right after an explosion too, wasn't it? Did you like accidentally eat drywall instead?

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[suddenly_science]

I can't rule it out. Godbrains and paint chips, breakfast of champions.

I'm sorry you had to tear a heart out and eat it in a sink tho.

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[inchesofevil]

Maybe I should've taken the time to cook it.

I've eaten beef heart before. That's like the same thing.

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[suddenly_science]

tbh it probably would have tasted okay

...

I don't eat people recreationally I'm just saying

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[inchesofevil]

Dude I'm not even bothered by the cannibalism aspect at all. People are just meat once they're dead.

So in other words yeah, it probably would've tasted fine if I'd cooked it.

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[suddenly_science]

I'm on the same page but now that you're agreeing with me it feels weird

Burn these emails

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[inchesofevil]

Burning has a different connotation in this context, Nix.

It's okay, we can be united in our weirdness.

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[suddenly_science]

Oh my god you're a guild leader, we really can be!

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[inchesofevil]

hahaaaaa fuuuuuck

Harriet how do you lead a guild, the roles are now reversed, you are my grown-up advisor

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[suddenly_science]

Adulhood is fake and no one really has any answers, not even me.

HA. HA!!!

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[inchesofevil]

noooooooooooo

my own medicine is so bitter

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[suddenly_science]

This is a beautiful moment in my life

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[inchesofevil]

Oh.

Unrelated.

Do you have anything that will cause restful but dreamless sleep?

The dreamless part is vital.

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[suddenly_science]

Mmm, yes.

You can't take it too many nights in a row or your sleep starts to get druggy, though.

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[inchesofevil]

Cross that bridge when I come to it.

I'm in dire need of a good night's sleep right the fuck now so I'd appreciate if you could send me an 8-hour dose or whatever.

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[suddenly_science]

Alrighty, I'll send you a batch. How much do you weigh?

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[inchesofevil]

Uhhh, 135ish? I'm pretty twiggy.

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[suddenly_science]

lol I'm not judging you, it just helps with getting the potency customized to you so it's 8 hours and not 10

[or not coma

we won't mention that possibility tho]

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[inchesofevil]

I realized it was a dosage question.

Just. It's a low-ass number for my height.

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[suddenly_science]

I know, I know.

It's okay Duncan, shh.

[a bit later, he gets a dragonmail with a potion! It's labeled as just one dose, as requested]

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[inchesofevil]

Oh my god I'm not self-conscious about it okay I was just saying

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[suddenly_science]

I think twigginess looks good on guys!

NOT YOU THOUGH

Wait that came out insulting

OR ANYONE

CARRY ON

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[inchesofevil]

GEE NIX THANKS. YOU ARE A TRUE BLUE PAL.

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[suddenly_science]

ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP