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[abyssalis]

[Thursday evening]

[this took like an hour for her to make happen]

Hello Florence. I hope this post works. I'm sorry if there are errors. Heart symbol that probably didn't make a heart symbol did it? Everyone sounds like lady robots.

[I hope you guys are proud]

Comments

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[yay Lera this makes her so happy :>]

Heart! ♥! !!! There must be a feature for that I'll teach it everybody

[PM: Missie] 1/2

[firecracker_hopping]

We'll make your phone smarter, more capable, and hopefully not the start of the robot apocalypse.

[PM: Missie] 2/2

[firecracker_hopping]

[Sent immediately after!]

MISSIE OH MY GOD

WE COULD ASK HARRIET TO BUILD YOU A SUPER PHONE

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[alas the intensity of caps is lost on Missie!]

Super phone ? Like with lasers?

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

I'm sure it could have lasers!

And a super robot brain? It might technically be a construct but whatever!

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Maybe not lasers because I couldn't aim them. Oh but what if I were an alchemist !

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

You might be able to then...

Oh, what about homing missiles? Tiny homing missiles!

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Hahaha [no joke it actually records laughing??] but it would be very hard to make potions.

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

That's true... but maybe with some specially made measuring flasks and whatnot...

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Maybe . I'll join a guild eventually but I have time. I need to adjust first.

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

I was wondering if you would! That's a good idea.

If you like the super phone idea, you should ask Harriet. She can build some awesome things. She made some sort of robot.

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

But she is the Chester I'm sure she has more important robots to make

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

[Things Lera feels bad about: giggling at some of the autocorrects.]

She's kind of a mad scientist. They just sort of happen? The Spenta [...um, wait, too soon] is getting a prosthetic after a battle. And she made a bunch of different constructs, too...

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

I can ask for an audience and suggest super phones maybe ! Oh no did something happen to your splinter?

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

There you go!

He kind of, um, got a sword to the face. His eye was hit and it... um, sorry.

[WHY IS EVERYTHING AWKWARD]

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

It's not a good week for eyes. Oh but that means he's like gator now that's spooky

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

...gator? I think autocorrect ate that one...

[PM: Lera] (1/2)

[abyssalis]

Meteor

[PM: Lera] (2/2)

[abyssalis]

His name is an actual word why is this a problem

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

Oh! Oh, like Nadir! Stupid autocorrect! Frowny. ['cause that works better]

Yeah, he is. You know about, um, the Spenta and Nadir's connection?

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Why am I blind oh my god I could be making an alligator with an eye patch right now [wait, she doesn't know how to delete things yet. oh well! ... better remember a period] . yeah I met gator when he first came to earth and we had to find his creator. then there were zombie dragons or something like that and he left with one of Duncan's friends. The splinter not gator

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

[Missie nooooo D: Though at least she's... maybe kinda accepting it? Maybe kinda-sorta progress? Sad progress?]

It's okay. I never heard about that, but I knew about them! Being player and alt, I mean.

Um, remember the boy I was having problems with? That was the Spenta.

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Full disclosure if gator comes back he can hear you. Maybe I should buy headphones. Anyway I thought romance and battlefields happened ?

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

Didn't think of that...

Yeah, they did. Hooray secret guild leader romance?

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Right so don't mention anything about not shiny armor because just don't do that. Oh it's a secret? That makes it even better.