[hey guess what's super stressful!]

[WRITING TO GUILD LEADERS]

[ESPECIALLY GUILD LEADERS YOU DON'T KNOW AND HAVE NEVER EVER INTERACTED WITH BEFORE]

[and doing it so they can revive your friend that you're not even sure you like anymore and you're not even sure will like you anymore]

[guess how much time and how many tries this letter took to write. WRONG, it is at least five times that many.]

Asha,

I apologize for the intrusion. My name is Ravindra Savarna, and I am a very close friend of one of your golems. Her name is Reilanin.

She's been deactivated. If you could spare the time to reactivate her, I would be very grateful.

I'm looking for the person who put tornadoes in my hair!

...are you me right now. Because I think I'm you.