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[spookshine]

Um, Majestica is real now, so if you see her around you probably shouldn't talk to her!

I just thought I should let people know.

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[jupiter_bands]

Why am I not surprised you turned up immediately

[firecracker_hopping]

Hi, Nixie!

[jupiter_bands]

How's the mystery chasing?

[firecracker_hopping]

Somewhat less mysterious. A lot of people helped out.

[spookshine]

You know each other?

[jupiter_bands]

She came to career day for one of my classes. I forget what she does for a career though.

[firecracker_hopping]

Geographic information systems!

[jupiter_bands]

Whoa, my eyes instantly glazed over all over again

[firecracker_hopping]

It's really interesting! Top soil distribution affects your life in so many cool ways!

[jupiter_bands]

are soil and geography even the same subject

[firecracker_hopping]

Soil is geology but my job does all sorts of info in those maps!

[jupiter_bands]

and the map part is geography?

How do you even blunder into that skillset?

1/2

[firecracker_hopping]

Above average grades in math and science.

2/2

[firecracker_hopping]

...And I guess about a B+ in marksmanship.

[jupiter_bands]

The implication that you are sufficiently smarter than me to have scored a vastly improved life trajectory is like, tragic

I guess

Come to think of it, do they pay you that much to do that, or do they depend on your fervent love of dirt?

[firecracker_hopping]

You know, I'm not supposed to tell you how much I make because you're supposed to look into it because it matches your interests.

But let's just say my car has a leather interior. :D

...also it is not a fervent love of dirt, it is a healthy respect for the differences in vegetation that come from -- let's see if you can guess it, close your eyes before you finish this sentence -- TOP SOILS!!

[jupiter_bands]

THE UNIVERSE SUCKS

[firecracker_hopping]

Why does the universe suck? :|

[spookshine]

That sounds kind of boring, sorry.

[firecracker_hopping]

[What, no, LeiLei, a little help here, girl she barely knows!!]

But... but drainage patterns!

[spookshine]

What's that?

[firecracker_hopping]

Ummm, like the way water drains from an area after it rains!

[spookshine]

That sounds kind of boring, too...

[firecracker_hopping]

...but see, it can cause all sorts of interesting effects, like level of vegetation and creating flood prone areas and stuff!

[spookshine]

Sorry, I'm just not interested in that kind of thing!