[Dragonmail: Alexander Varista]

[unlikelypets]

[This is actually a little hard to write because RRGH EGO but something something "be a graceful loser"]

Congratulations on winning.

I was hoping you'd beat the mage, anyways. She's kind of annoying.

[Because she beat her when she was shrunk :|]

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[socarnivorously]

[ oh my, he didn't expect her to actually write ]

Thank you.

Tits McGee wasn't too courteous to you, I recall. I suppose I stole your chance for paybacks, though who's to say you're limited to an event? A

[unlikelypets]

Yeah, I'm gonna remember her for that one. Depends if I get a chance for payback. I'm not gonna go out of my way for it.

Did they give you the prize yet?

[socarnivorously]

The gold, yes. The weapon's being crafted.

How long have you been here, Chisaki?

[unlikelypets]

If you didn't think of a name yet, I was gonna name mine "Boomstick." Just leaving that fantastic idea there for you.

Five months.

[socarnivorously]

[ what ]

Why Boomstick?

[ akhi he's gonna present your new shortsword to you as 'boomstick' just for your reaction ok ]

You acclimate well. It was your unusual gun and shoes that gave you away, not your mannerisms. Consider that a complement. I'm impressed you made it as far as you did.

[unlikelypets]

It's from a hundred year-old Earth movie, called Army of Darkness. You know how a lot of our crap is artsy and pretentious?

This is funny. Guy fights zombies, shoots them with a gun, calls it a boomstick.

[She considers Army of Darkness classic cinema]

Thanks. I didn't know anything about your world, or played that so-called game. The shoes I kept as a memento.

I had to learn. You know about Ragefang Vale? Me and the guy I got pulled over with ended up there. I got out, he didn't.

[socarnivorously]

[ oo, ragefang vale. ouch. ]

You escaped? Honestly? What occupation did you hold on Earth?

[unlikelypets]

I was a mechanic. But I climbed a lot of trees as a kid.

Other guy didn't.

[socarnivorously]

How Vante must favor you. [ on the side is "god of luck" with an arrow drawn from it to "Vante" ]

What is a mechanic?

[unlikelypets]

Oh, thanks. It definitely looks like he favors me.

A mechanic repairs machines. I did construction equipment. [She draws in a bulldozer, which is obviously a little cartoony and crude but does the job. There's an arrow and "Bulldozer" scribbled under it.] Like that.

[socarnivorously]

I'm going to make a wild guess that its name is not self-explanatory. [ a machine that puts bulls to sleep? no... ] It clears mass? It looks terribly useful. More useful than those cars in the Nenakret.

If you're familiar with construction, I would have thought the alchemist's guild more up your ally. Why did you choose to become a hunter?

[unlikelypets]

Not one bit, no. It moves dirt, rubble, the like around. There's also a bunch of other ones. Do you have a tablet? Google "construction equipment" and you'll see. There's cranes, tractors, digging equipment.

After I got out of that fucking valley, I figured I could get my ass killed. I wanted something that could kill monsters, from far away, so I'd never get eaten.