HELP

I IGNORED OBVIOUS FORESHADOWING FROM MURDEROUS INTERNET MEN AND THEY FIRED A CROSSBOW AT ME

IN CAESAR'S PALACE

PLZ DISREGARD IF YOU ARE MURDEROUS INTERNET MAN

GUESS WHO'S THE RICHEST GIRL IN LAS VEGAS

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES: NOT YOU

LISA MARTINEZ FOR MEGA-PRESIDENT, FOLKS!!