[E-Mail: Chisaki]

[taking_names]

Chisaki, are you still alive?

I'm feeling much better now. Also, I bought magazines.

They are ridiculous, they're like instructions for being an earther.

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[a_wrong_turn]

Still alive. Nothing exciting's happened yet, though.

[Magazines? Chisaki never read them much. She was too cheap to buy them, since she figured the same thing could be found on the internet. But, hey, no need to rain on his parade...]

What kinda magazines?

[taking_names]

Assorted.

They're very... gendered.

[a_wrong_turn]

Yeah.

I didn't like the girls' magazines. They're full of shit.

[taking_names]

There's lots of interesting earth clothing in them, though.

[a_wrong_turn]

That's true. Are you gonna get a new wardrobe now that you'e there?

[taking_names]

I've already started one...

[a_wrong_turn]

Send me some pictures.

You probably dress better than I do. All my clothes are bland.

[taking_names]

Pictures!

[he sends a few; the taste factor is uneven. One outfit looks sharp! One doesn't really go together. One involves a hoodie.]

[a_wrong_turn]

Okay, let's see here...

No. 1 is great. Really cute, Nova.

No. 2 isn't quite working. I dunno, like, maybe jeans instead of slacks?

No. 3 makes you look like white trash. Lose the hoodie.

[taking_names]

What is white trash?

[a_wrong_turn]

Uh, it's kinda like a guy from Pakerion, I guess, like bad on the hygiene...

Except they drink a lot of beer, think farting is acceptable to greet someone with, and they hate black people.

[taking_names]

A hood means all that on earth?

I wonder what other strange things are coded into clothing.

[a_wrong_turn]

Nah, but it's halfway to it, and you don't want to be halfway to white trash.

[taking_names]

Are there any other taboos?

[a_wrong_turn]

No sandals with socks.

[taking_names]

What does that one mean?

[a_wrong_turn]

Don't put on socks, then wear sandals. It's like shitting in the street. You're not supposed to do it.

[taking_names]

I don't understand.

[a_wrong_turn]

Look, I have no fuckin' clue, I don't make these rules! I dress like shit anyways.

[taking_names]

Earth Chisaki does, or Zenderael Chisaki does?

[a_wrong_turn]

Both do. I don't really do the looking sharp thing, you know?

[taking_names]

I didn't think about it much until I started looking at all the pictures.

Do you want me to try to find something for you?

[a_wrong_turn]

I dunno. It's not real stylish, but it's me...

[taking_names]

I guess that's true.

[a_wrong_turn]

...I love the scarf, though.