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[inchesofevil]

[early Sunday, post-merge]

You guys are going to find out sooner or later so I might as well tell you myself.

I'm the Vahishta, as of yesterday.

So I guess welcome to the club, self.

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Reply: Duncan Only

[suddenly_science]

What in God's name happened after we talked yesterday!?

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[inchesofevil]

Irena found a cleric.

It was the Vahishta.

You know the rest, I think.

[or at least the rest of what he's willing to share]

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[suddenly_science]

Did he pass on his power to you?

Did he catch a disease in Fall City and keel over mid-rezz?

OR WAIT CAN REZZING KILL YOU ALL BY ITSELF IS THAT A THING?

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Is Missie back did that happen!?!?!?

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[inchesofevil]

Yes, I brought her back.

I don't want to talk about it.

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[suddenly_science]

You did?

Holy shit, I'm so glad.

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[inchesofevil]

She's blind now.

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[suddenly_science]

Oh.

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[inchesofevil]

I brought Nova back too.

I needed something to prove I was the Vahishta. He was convenient.

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[suddenly_science]

Do you think that's going to be... okay?

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[inchesofevil]

Well he's not in any great hurry to go back to the Dark, and I think sending him once proved he shouldn't try me a second time.

So I guess we'll see.

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[suddenly_science]

[we'll see!?]

I guess being able to resurrect people softens the threat of homicidal maniacs a tad.

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[inchesofevil]

Don't worry, I put a healthy dose of the fear of god in him.

By which I mean the fear of another fucking bullet through his head.

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[suddenly_science]

I am uneasy but okayy.

SO YOU'RE THE VAHISHTA I FORGOT TO REACT TO THAT

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[inchesofevil]

Yes.

That is certainly a thing that happened.

I tore out a dude's heart and ate it over Irena's kitchen sink, so that was fun.

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[suddenly_science]

It's kind of in the contract.

I mean I ate brains off the university floor

do you have any idea how many people have walked on that floor

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[inchesofevil]

Yeah compared to, like, every-fucking-one-else, I think I lucked out in terms of what I had to eat and the circumstances thereof.

[except the murder part]

Oh, shit, and it was right after an explosion too, wasn't it? Did you like accidentally eat drywall instead?

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[suddenly_science]

I can't rule it out. Godbrains and paint chips, breakfast of champions.

I'm sorry you had to tear a heart out and eat it in a sink tho.

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[inchesofevil]

Maybe I should've taken the time to cook it.

I've eaten beef heart before. That's like the same thing.

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[suddenly_science]

tbh it probably would have tasted okay

...

I don't eat people recreationally I'm just saying

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[inchesofevil]

Dude I'm not even bothered by the cannibalism aspect at all. People are just meat once they're dead.

So in other words yeah, it probably would've tasted fine if I'd cooked it.

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[suddenly_science]

I'm on the same page but now that you're agreeing with me it feels weird

Burn these emails

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[inchesofevil]

Burning has a different connotation in this context, Nix.

It's okay, we can be united in our weirdness.

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[suddenly_science]

Oh my god you're a guild leader, we really can be!

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[inchesofevil]

hahaaaaa fuuuuuck

Harriet how do you lead a guild, the roles are now reversed, you are my grown-up advisor

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[suddenly_science]

Adulhood is fake and no one really has any answers, not even me.

HA. HA!!!