[E-mail: Nova]

[a_wrong_turn]

[While she's out the next day! Doing some "shopping," which means hunting to get some more raw meat to keep in his basement.]

You make any progress on learning people's names yet?

Comments

[taking_names]

I guess that probably wouldn't be a good fate for you.

[a_wrong_turn]

I can charm and wow the shit out of kids.

[taking_names]

The only time I've seen you interact with a kid they wound up sobbing.

[a_wrong_turn]

That little fucker just didn't know how to be entertained!

[taking_names]

I'm sure that was the problem.

[a_wrong_turn]

I'm caring and nurturing!

[taking_names]

I never said you weren't.

[a_wrong_turn]

...so I guess my point is I kinda need your help with this stuff.

[taking_names]

I can help you learn to lie so you don't have to become a mascot.

[a_wrong_turn]

Thanks. I guess we'll make a good team. Alchemists and rogues are supposed to work together or something, right?

[taking_names]

That's true, are you going to find me discounted components?

[a_wrong_turn]

Will you be good?

[taking_names]

How are we defining good?

[a_wrong_turn]

Let me throw stuff in your hair?

[taking_names]

No problem, I always do that.

[a_wrong_turn]

Then you got a deal!