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[abyssalis]

[Thursday evening]

[this took like an hour for her to make happen]

Hello Florence. I hope this post works. I'm sorry if there are errors. Heart symbol that probably didn't make a heart symbol did it? Everyone sounds like lady robots.

[I hope you guys are proud]

Comments

[firecracker_hopping]

It works! [...mostly]

I'll need to look up how to make a heart symbol...

[abyssalis]

Less than three?

[firecracker_hopping]

Not quite...

[nooooooo Missie's hearts D: Sadlera in snow]

Maybe it needs to be programmed in!

[abyssalis]

I hope so. I need to do that with names too

[firecracker_hopping]

Missie Missie Missie! I found it!

Say "ampersand heart!"

[abyssalis]

♥ ♥♥heart parking to text
[sorry Nadir she said that a lot and very fast!]

[firecracker_hopping]

There you go!

Have you tried it on websites and stuff yet?

[abyssalis]

Not yet but it wouldn't do much at cute overload

[firecracker_hopping]

Oh, yeah... Try this? It's got sound.

[She encloses a link to kittens meowing pop songs. Your Mazda, ladies and gentlemen.]

[abyssalis]

Meow meow meow. ♥

[firecracker_hopping]

There you go! That site has a bunch like that.

One time I debated teaching the Ambereyes to sing one of them as a marching song, but Villiers complained. Sigh.

[abyssalis]

Tell New Year's that Missy approved it.

[oh names]

[firecracker_hopping]

I'll let him know!

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

...um. Sorry about what Val said down there. She doesn't always put things delicately...

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[RESPONDING TO PMs brave new world... although it's easier to reply than to start one]

A lot of people aren't going to

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

I know... people should be less dumb. :/

[...wait do smilies work in screen-readers? Things Lera will have to discover.]

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[it says 'slash' but ignores the colon and takes Missie a moment to realize what's probably going on there]

[hehehe it's kind of funny hearing that in a robot voice though. foolish humans you will not survive the lady robot war]

I'll get used to it

[she hopes]

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

[The humans must either assimilate or die!!]

If you ever want or need to talk about it, though, I'll listen, Missie.

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

Thank you Sarah ♥

[one day she will figure out how to read back posts before she sends them]

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

I'll have to teach your phone my name. Heart!

[She types it so it'll say it aloud for her.]

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[yay Lera this makes her so happy :>]

Heart! ♥! !!! There must be a feature for that I'll teach it everybody

[PM: Missie] 1/2

[firecracker_hopping]

We'll make your phone smarter, more capable, and hopefully not the start of the robot apocalypse.

[PM: Missie] 2/2

[firecracker_hopping]

[Sent immediately after!]

MISSIE OH MY GOD

WE COULD ASK HARRIET TO BUILD YOU A SUPER PHONE

[PM: Lera]

[abyssalis]

[alas the intensity of caps is lost on Missie!]

Super phone ? Like with lasers?

[PM: Missie]

[firecracker_hopping]

I'm sure it could have lasers!

And a super robot brain? It might technically be a construct but whatever!