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GUESS WHO'S THE RICHEST GIRL IN LAS VEGAS

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES: NOT YOU

LISA MARTINEZ FOR MEGA-PRESIDENT, FOLKS!!

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Oh, sweetie. Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie... you really shouldn't brag about things like that, you know. You could get into so much trouble that way.

Nope totally gonna be okay forever! There's not even an IRS to steal my money anymore.

I'm not sure what an "IRS" is, sweetie, but don't forget we have rogues here and other individuals who would be more than happy to slip into your room late at night and relieve you of your money. Not myself, of course, but others won't be so kind.

So you're saying it's time to hire armed bodyguards! I read you loud and clear!

That wasn't quite what I meant, honey, but if it helps you sleep better...

Sound advice.

You should listen, Ms. Martinez.

Sadly, she doesn't seem to agree. Ah, well.

I do hope the armed guards she hires are some of the very best.

So do I. Not that I would ever try anything horrible, of course.

Of course not.

But there are those less scrupulous members of our society who might be tempted to rise to the challenge...

I know! It's quite terrible what some people will attempt to do to innocent people.

I don't think I know you mister smartypants!

[his forum name is Deathbrought, btw. Deathbringer was taken, can you imagine???]

But I know you, Ms. Martinez.

How did you happen to come by that money?

I definitely don't know any Deathbrought! :|

I won it in a bet fair and square tho.

Oh? And what were you betting on?

[craaaap]

I knew about a pack of wolves! It was obvious duh!! And the flooding last week wasn't hard to figure out either gosh.

Being able to predict the future is a precious gift, Ms. Martinez. Don't squander it.

[She's kinda creeped out now, not gonna lie!!]

bet im richern u
who needs cash when u got looks an spirit!!!

Aw it's the motto of the working poor!

i dont work thas borin
i do watevr i want wen i want an nobody can stop me

So you're 15??

What's a MEGA-PRESIDENT?

Like the most important person EVER.

Like a super guild leader?

YES. Exactly like a super guild leader. I ate Xummy's cool.

Please do not call our god "Xummy."

[Ugh fucking Earthers]

Maybe It's lonely without a nickname.

[Vivi don't project on gods]

I assure you, my child, that It is never lonely. It is above such things.

[she's almost sure it's a joke and wants to ask how it tasted BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T]

And it came with money power?

The Undertow doesn't usually have much use for money. But we have some now! Was that you, MEGA-PRESIDENT?

Yepparoni!

[Yes seriously]

I thought I should put my incredible moolah to good use.

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