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[plot_zenpc]

GUESS WHO'S THE RICHEST GIRL IN LAS VEGAS

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES: NOT YOU

LISA MARTINEZ FOR MEGA-PRESIDENT, FOLKS!!

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[bantambrawl]

What's a MEGA-PRESIDENT?

[plot_zenpc]

Like the most important person EVER.

[bantambrawl]

Like a super guild leader?

[plot_zenpc]

YES. Exactly like a super guild leader. I ate Xummy's cool.

[plot_zenpc]

Please do not call our god "Xummy."

[Ugh fucking Earthers]

[bantambrawl]

Maybe It's lonely without a nickname.

[Vivi don't project on gods]

[plot_zenpc]

I assure you, my child, that It is never lonely. It is above such things.

[bantambrawl]

[she's almost sure it's a joke and wants to ask how it tasted BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T]

And it came with money power?

The Undertow doesn't usually have much use for money. But we have some now! Was that you, MEGA-PRESIDENT?

[plot_zenpc]

Yepparoni!

[Yes seriously]

I thought I should put my incredible moolah to good use.