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[abyssalis]

[Thursday evening]

[this took like an hour for her to make happen]

Hello Florence. I hope this post works. I'm sorry if there are errors. Heart symbol that probably didn't make a heart symbol did it? Everyone sounds like lady robots.

[I hope you guys are proud]

Comments

[bittersaint]

[ he really wants to respond and be encouraging or something but

he is like right there

he doesn't want to hear his words being read out in robolady's voice

... he'll just talk to her face to face ]

[abyssalis]

[nadir nadir nadir is it getting your name right?]

[no. it keeps writing it as 'gator']

[bittersaint]

[ it's not- it's not gator, robolady voice.

how is that even working

missie are you singing to yourself using his name in a song about alligators

maybe he's just going to go up to the roof until she's done chatting on the forums ]

[abyssalis]

[♫ nadir nadir the alligator

flew around the whole equator

bright gold eye but I can't see

nadir the gator is a mystery ♫]

[bittersaint]

[ missie you are just

what do you even say to that except stop

would it be cruel to tell her to stop

just bear it nadir, she can't see the grimace on your face when she sings weird things

[firecracker_hopping]

It works! [...mostly]

I'll need to look up how to make a heart symbol...

[abyssalis]

Less than three?

[firecracker_hopping]

Not quite...

[nooooooo Missie's hearts D: Sadlera in snow]

Maybe it needs to be programmed in!

[abyssalis]

I hope so. I need to do that with names too

[firecracker_hopping]

Missie Missie Missie! I found it!

Say "ampersand heart!"

[arentweglad]

lady robots huh
guess thats ok since im a lady [hahahaha yeah anyway]
here are some hearts!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[abyssalis]

I wonder if I can find a different one . Are you sure their hearts the robot voice doesn't say anything

[arentweglad]

wats this like
u got somethin sayin wat we typ?

[abyssalis]

Yes! It's a screen reader. I can record my voice too but it's not always accurate and I have to say punctuation out loud . I keep forgetting.

[arentweglad]

dos it mess up sometimes
lyk if ppl spell things weird

[how does it read her spelling???]

[spookshine]

Who's Florence?

1/3

[abyssalis]

I was trying to say for room

2/3

[abyssalis]

FO are you in

3/3

[abyssalis]

It must not be in the dictionary.

[spookshine]

[reading up, sees the thread w/Val and realizes she must be using a screenreader]

Ooh forum?

Do you have an accent? Maybe that's it.

[abyssalis]

Yes that word thank you! Yes but it's southern

[Missie southern is not exempt]

[suddenly_science]

[oh no missie

you have to use voice to text because of Harriet's stupid rampaging imaginary friend

this is the worrrrst

but she cannot open with HEY SORRY YOU'RE BLIND HOW'S THE BLINDNESS WORKING OUT she has learned from the mistakes of other threads okay]

[act natural harriet

even if acting natural feels kinda douchey]

I'm a big fan of lady robots!

[abyssalis]

Now I can't be sure if that's you talking or the lady robot took over.

[suddenly_science]

Maybe lady robots took over the world just a few minutes ago and you never noticed

[oh no is that lighthearted silliness or poking at her disability THIS IS HARD]

[abyssalis]

[bizarre fantasies for Missie is normalcy and she kind of appreciates that sense of normalcy right now]

Oh no I never thought of that ! I'll have gator board the windows. Wait what if I'm a lady robot ?