[more artifacts from week 32 sorry!]

So I assume by now you heard what I did and think I am the worst person on the continent.

If that is somehow not the case please let me know, otherwise my plan is to hide from you forever if that's all right.

I have survived more than 24 hours since encountering your butterfly outfit, so I suppose I wasn't cursed by glimpsing it! But please proceed with caution in the future. [Nova he was wearing it in his own house]

Apparently the earth profession that helps people with thoughts and emotions and such is called a psychologist.

[posted Tuesday night, after the official public in-person announcement of his inheritance of the Vahishta's title]

[username: Vaheimshta]

[status: very drunk]

[conclusion: best idea]

Fuck yeah, new Vahishta bitches!

[immediate dragonmail response: "YOUR ALL HOLINESS." "fiiiiiiiiiiine"]

[ten minutes later it is deleted and replaced with: ]

As your new Vahishta I would like to make myself accessible to the people of this fine nation soemthingsomethng how doy ou even beginning tho think this wa sa bad idea fuck you doukas why couldn,t you just let me leave it that shit ws perfect

[ho hum okay enough talking to himself in text that is immediately backspaced]

to better serve their interests. Obviously I can't promise a response to everyone who contacts me, but I can promise you will be heard.

[it took him the full 10 minutes just to fix all the typoes in the final version]

Hey man you free tonight? I gotta move my shit to my dad's house and could use some help.

I'll buy you booze.

ps I am going to use these little guys for everything ever

Heeeeeey Nova.

You can't remember names, still, right?

[She's standing in line for Space Mountain and it's TAKING FOREVER.]

[So there's going to be an official announcement Tuesday afternoon at Omid's palace! Oh boy Duncan is not looking forward to that, he is nervous as hell and he feels awkward as fuck in these new robes even though they fit perfectly, and Doukas helped him write a speech to give and he's given enough student presentations to know he can fake his way through that, but like--damn, dude, he's announcing to the public that he's the new head of the cleric guild and church, how is that not stressful?]

[so he spends the morning trying to distract himself with dumb conversations in between all the prep-work.]

[Public post]

Sooo about those trees that grow out of guns...

I kind of left my Winchester in the sitting room overnight...


[Dragonmail: Anais Vallinar]

It pains me to inform you that I will likely be unable to attend the final examination for your swordsmanship class.

However, I did recently manage to win a duel to the death based on my course learning. Would that suffice as credit in lieu of the final?

Duncan Heimdall Jackson


[E-mail: Ezra, Gabe, Harriet, Lera, Rhys]

The official announcement of my Vahishta-ness is this afternoon.

You guys wanna go for drinks tonight? Get the feeling I'll need some.